bitches will be like "im shy" and then be the nastiest horniest sluttiest most obedient bitch ever in dms

Short-term goal

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Long-term goal

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literally this

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Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

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she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos

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Her instagram is @queennyakimofficial !

Support Black Women!!! Support Black Womens Art!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Women!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Womens Art!!!

🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤

Pretty sure Guinness doesn’t keep records on skin tone but if they did I think Khoudia Diop would be a close contender

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The two of them actually did a photoshoot together

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Agent Provocateur Valentines Day 2023

yes im too sensitive and what about it

the funniest thing ever just happened to me

im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun

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When schools offer free meals for everyone, local families reduce grocery spending. Large chains respond by dropping prices, amplifying benefits to the broader community.

the way that "Karen" originally meant primarily white women using ther privilege to abuse people of color and service workers and the internet turned it into a stand-in for "bitch"...... the way that "NLOG" originally meant girls and women who performatively separate themselves from femininity and put down other women out of internalized misogyny but the internet turned it into a stand-in for their lesbophobic or transphobic slur of choice for masculine women.....the way "manic pixie dream girl" was originally a critique of a sexist trope in fiction and the internet turned it into a way to insult real life girls and women for being weird or quirky....never fucking ending

furikomaru:
“ pokemonprofessor:
“ robotsandramblings:
“ scotchtapeofficial:
“ thefeelofavideogame:
“ a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
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reblog if ur a striminal
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#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY #A SMOOTH...
thefeelofavideogame

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

reblog if ur a striminal

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nice.

furikomaru

I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.

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barbie trending thumbnails being just . various characters’ mugshots is hilarious actually

i stepped in my kitchen late last night and I ain’t had a single snack in the cribo. went back to bed mad disgruntled. felt like oliver twist. like a pre industrial revolution british kid or something

This is why I decided to learn how to bake.

brother i said i missed the bus and you telling me this is why you became an astronaut. where do we go from here?

Just when I thought I couldn’t be radicalized more, I learn the CEO of my “small” family company owns not two but THREE houses

Damn, you gonna do anything about it?

Hello user isuggestarson, I have not considered it, perhaps you have a suggestion?

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